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Postcards From Your Dead Dad

Chris Clemens

At first you hoped the charred cards were a bid for forgiveness. But your long-dead father’s ashy handwriting, unmistakably rigid, won’t apologize for hitting Mr. Wiggles with the sedan, or forgetting the invitations for your tenth birthday party. Dad’s not looking to close old wounds. Instead: implacable criticisms, with no return address.

Fix kitchen baseboard! 14 degrees crooked.

The inside of your mouth is grungy and green.

You were difficult enough without your mother. WHERE IS SHE!?

Somewhere better, you hope. Today’s postcard depicts a lake of fire; a waving hand of crumbling ashes; the caption Wish You Were Here!


Chris Clemens lives and teaches in Toronto, surrounded by raccoons. More: linktr.ee/clemenstation

June Crumbs Les Brisures finalist

the sorting

bailey loveless

  • ornate golden picture frame haunted by a ghost named Gertrude.
  • man rescuing the princess (= his feminine side) from the tower (= penis).
  • monkshood bulbs. WARNING: wear gloves.
  • two wolves inside me. they want to kiss.
  • black lipstick.
  • three boxes of love letters⁠—unsent.

↑

things to keep

⁠—

things to lose

↓

  • homes with white walls and green lawns.
  • panopticons.
  • my harry potter book and merch collection.
  • 1700 phone number.
  • iron giants.
  • fathers who are duped into selling their daughters to the devil.

unsorted →→ facebook profiles of the deceased, honesty no one wants to hear, a promise ring for a promise that was never fulfilled.


bailey loveless haunts a far forest ledge and collects ghosts along the Washington coastline. IG:@bailey.loveless

June Crumbs Les Brisures finalist

Issue #008 — August 2026

This month...

Contributions from...

A.J. McCrae, Alethea Paul, Andrew Loria, Bailey Loveless, Barb DeMoney, Brett Abrahamsen, Chris Clemens, Cristina Cabrera, E. Florian Gludovacz, E.J. LeRoy, Elle Burnett, Floyd Largent, Hazel Pearson, Imrak Eriksson, Jason Ryberg, Karl El-Koura, Kat Hausler, Kelley Tai, Lisa Timpf, M.D. Berry, Mackie P. Notte, Michael Smith, Nicholas De Marino, R.J. Butler, Sascha Reinhard, Savannah S. Miller, Steven Van Der Heyden, Stuart Docherty, Tamara Brereton-Karabetsos, Tatiana Shokhan

Cover art

featuring photograph by Jubéo Hernandez

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CRUMBS Vol.003 Winners

a drabble writing contest

It is time to announce the winners of our third CRUMBS drabble writing contest!

As a reminder, the theme for June was...

Ash: what's left after burning

And here are the winners:

Les Brisures

  • the sorting by bailey loveless
  • Postcards From Your Dead Dad by Chris Clemens
  • Advanced Pet Care by E. Florian Gludovacz

Bouchée du Benêt

  • How to Save a Witch by Tatiana Shokhan

Miette d'Or

  • Cinders by Alethea Paul

We will be publishing their stories over the first five days of August!

CRUMBS is off for August, but we will be announcing our new print anthology soon!


For those unfamiliar, Miette d'Or aka The Golden Crumb is the first place winner (awarded $15), Bouchée du Benêt aka The Simpleton's Mouthful is the runner-up (awarded $10) , and Les Brisures aka The Broken Bits are the three finalists rounding out the five winners (awarded $5 each).

One to Three

Emir Brown-Murillo

We waded along Time itself, waiting a long time to make decisions already made, for hours pass circularly on this land. The breaks are quite strange, too. I count seconds⁠—one to three for five seconds⁠—then again and then? I open my eyes: burning! She’s still here, watching! me scream into the abyss


Emir Brown-Murillo is a poet from Harlem. They are a Frost Place 2020 Latinx Scholar and the winner of the 2017 Artistine Mann Award.

The Untied Stales

Paul Hostovsky

of America, my daughter

has written above the map

of the lower forty-eight,

transposing two letters,

forgetting to cross one t,

the map itself colored in

a little sloppily, dark crayon

spilling in from Mexico,

and bleeding into Canada,

and how perfect is that?


Paul Hostovsky’s poems appear and disappear simultaneously (ta-da!). His new collection is Perfect Disappearances (2025).

Re: your claim following the recent incident on the North Pacific transmatter network

Pauline Barmby

Dear [passenger],

We apologize for any inconvenience this incident may have caused. Your shoes will be returned from Yokohama, feet to follow separately. Digital fingerprint scans taken from your hands in Manila are enclosed (bio-materials were retained for analysis). Tracking indicates that your ears arrived in Taipei, however Taiwan quarantine regulations require destruction of all unaccompanied body parts.

Since the seismic event was outside our control, we are not required to provide compensation. However, as a goodwill gesture, we are adding 10000 points to your MyPortal account. We look forward to seeing you on a future trip.

NPTransmat Customer Service


Pauline Barmby writes speculative fiction, appreciates galaxies, and has her own asteroid (281067).

Water Ate the Walls

David Nusloch

The storm smothered the city for hours.

While her mother slurred in a bar, nine-year old Holly made dinner for her twin brothers. The toddlers were difficult to corral. When she cooked, Holly tied a cord around their waists, tethering them to a sofa leg.

Hard rain roared on the threadbare roof and muffled the civil defense siren’s whine for mercy. The boys cried. She called to them reassuringly.

The flood slammed into the house and kicked in the back door. Its force shoved her thin legs, and she lost her footing, striking her face on the sink’s edge. Blood flowed from her broken freckled nose.

She struggled toward the living room, screaming. They wailed, and the cord grew taut against their thrashes. Her slight body wobbled in the current.

A squealing rat clung to her dress and dug its nails into her thigh. She lunged for her brothers as the dark water overtook them. Small, panicked hands grabbed her arms.

She ducked under and fought the saturated knot. It held tight, a fist.

Their fingers pulled her hair while they choked on the water they inhaled.

She came up, gasped, and went under again. The water lifted the sofa, and she freed the cord from the leg.

The walls groaned. Windows burst.


David Nusloch is a writer from New Orleans, Louisiana.