The Secret To Writing An Infallible Work Of Literature

The secret to writing an infallible work of literature is this: write from the first person perspective of someone else. If a critic dislikes one of your sentences, you can justifiably say that you were attempting to write something someone else would have written.

Even God Himself cannot criticize your work if you use this approach. God could have written

Macbeth or Hamlet while asleep, and He can write a book vastly superior to Hamlet if he desires. However, he cannot criticize your sentences if you are merely trying to accurately reflect the inept mental capacities of someone else, regardless of whether your own mental capacities are equally inept.