The Change

First thing’s shaving. Careful on the snout.

I know, but it grows back thinner, I swear. Those creams cause rashes and split ends.

Where’s your collar? You don’t want to get put down as a stray, do you?

Here, try mine. You love rhinestones.

Well, you used to. Oh, and remember to chew thoroughly. That story about Grandma and Little Red Lupicide, that’s a real thing.

I know you know, but I want you to say it.

Thank you.

Wow. Just last moon you were my little cub. Pretty soon you’ll be the alpha.

Now run along before I cry.