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DAVID BLITCH
When I’m down in the kitchen on a bright Saturday morning, sipping my coffee and frying up my bacon and eggs, it’s just good to know she’s around.
You know what I mean?
She’s not a constant companion. No way! There are days when we don’t even see each other.
It’s just a comfort to know that she is there. That I’m not alone. That there’s someone to talk to. Now I don’t understand a word she is saying. If you can even call it words.
But I need to talk to someone. I need someone to listen to me!
You get it?
So having a Grey Alien chained up in my bedroom closet is so comforting.
I only need to feed and water her once a day. But anytime I want, I can open the closet door and talk to her for hours.
And she’ll listen. LISTEN TO ME!!!
I’m such a lucky guy. Don’t ya think?