Eldritch Lure
NICHOLAS DE MARINO
“CAREFUL,” my Great Old Man howls as I hook piscine lip and mouth profane incantation, not-my-hand, not —
“My hand!” I squeal. Dad erupts in miasmal laughter below ophidian whiskers.
“I SAID 'CAREFUL,'” he bays and thunderclaps me on the back.
Dad's baited hook tears like a comet through the void. Mine floats until my heart sinks, then drags unfathomable depths.
We slumber for aeons. Such is fishing.
My line jolts, then ululates. I strain against the unseen force.
“EASY DOES IT,” Dad bellows.
“I can't!” I screech.
The conflagrations below his cordilleran brow freeze my blood. I flail with impenitent fury!?
At last—Victory!—my prize spools down to the ocean floor. Nothing titanic, but no mere rowboat. The gnarled vessel shimmers, impossibly glabrous.
“AHA HA-HA-HA!” Dad roars as I unknot the netting. He pries open the steely sepulcher and we swallow sallow meatthings.
Dad's line yanks taut. With a single flick and torrent of current, an amalgam of maculate tubing sinks nearby.
Dad's features contort in a horrifying labyrinth of mirth. He lifts the crumpled oil rig and wolfs down effluent. Viscous brown-black blobs speckle his bloated tentacles.
He proffers a swig.
“THIS'LL PUT SUCKERS ON YOUR CHEST,” he booms.
“But Mom said...,” I squeak.
Another abysmal look.
I choke down my first sip of fossil fluid and cough, wheeze, clutch, can't–can't—
“AHA HA-HA-HA!” Dad roars, thunderclapping me again, ungumming my gills.
I look up at this hulking, unimaginable form and contemplate my own impending Great Old One-hood.