Death Euphemisms in 2250

pushing up gen-mod daisies
taking a dirt nap on Mars
buying the moisture farm
sleeping with the fishes on Enceladus
wearing a wooden onesie on Weywot

Inspired in part by a list of Earthly death euphemisms listed in a press release from mariecurie.org.uk

Lisa Timpf’s writing has appeared in Star*Line, Polar Borealis, Scifaikuest and other venues.