$450 Worth of Running Equipment For Sale Cheap - Five Kilometers of Use

Latest model running shoes, size 10, ideal for my stride.

Poly-blend longsleeve shirt and matching shorts with zippered pockets, large. Practical and stylish.

Grocery chain sponsored Neoprene backpack containing a branded T-shirt, coozie, and other useless crap.

Two pairs of moisture-wicking compression socks from a 3-pack. I’ll add the third pair, washed, but know that I know you’re gross for taking them.

Body lubricant, applied once. Good for 150 more uses. Less gross than taking used socks.

Fitness tracker that reminds me I’m lazy every hour.

Selling bundled for $100. Free if you convince me running races will cure cancer.